The PPV opens up with a video stating “In 1997 a New Evil
Was Born a Merciless Structure” Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels, Edge all said a
little something spine tingling about the Hell in a Cell match. “Unlike
Anything before It in This Place… Men Will Do Things… That Can’t Be Undone”
“Tonight, In the Shadow of a Return Lives Will Be Altered and the Suffering
Inflicted Will be Eternal Tonight Hell Awaits to end the hype.
Wicked sweet pyro’s to start Hell in a Cell
Tonight on commentary we have Michael Cole, JBL and Jerry
“The King” Lawler.
The reigning champs The Rhodes Brothers (Cody Rhodes &
Goldust aka Dustin Rhodes) vs The Shield (Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins)
& The Uso’s (Jimmy & Jey)
At the Spanish announcers table we have Marcelo
Rodriguez, Carlos Cabrera and Rey Mysterio. For those of you that don’t know
why Rey is not wrestling is due to health issues. At the moment he is resting
his body to see if he can return to the ring next year. Rey deserve all the
rest he believes he needs. No if ands or buts about it Rey is a legend no
matter what. Back to the match
Fun start to the match and the crowd chants for Goldust
that was wicked cool. I really like how the WWE has been rebuilding the tag
team division back up it’s been a long time coming. I think they did a great
job with the opening match a picked the correct way to start the show off. If
you haven’t seen this triple threat tag team match it’s worth viewing. The
Rhodes Brothers winning the match was/is the right call because they are red
hot and pure gold. I really liked the pace of the match and it had its share of
wicked spots that made it worth the time to watch. Cody Rhodes suplexed Seth
Rollins off the top rope on to Roman Reigns, Goldust and one of the Uso’s (not
sure which one) outside the ring. It was insane. Cody is the man. “Let the bodies
hit the floor” started playing in my head. If you haven’t heard “Let the bodies
hit the floor” song YouTube it. Goldust with the assist to Cody to end the match
was intense. That was an epic moment for Cody and Dustin Rhodes who have lived
and bleed WWE. Vince made the right call on this match no doubt about it.
Now to find out what we are in store for next…
Now The Miz comes out to complain about The Wyatt Family.
I felt that was a pretty good promo by The Miz to be honest. The Wyatt Families
Music plays. Bray shows up on the screen. Bray Wyatt is a wicked true
artist. I love The Wyatt Family. When the lights came back on Luke Harper and
Erick Rowan attack The Miz putting the beat down to The Miz who should have known to
bring back up but The Miz keeps turning his back on everybody who’s cool with
him so pays back’s a _itch Miz. Oh My God it’s Kane. How did Kane get lose after
they kidnapped him? We never find out just another case added to the Unsolved
Mysteries of the WWE. Kane comes out and takes out Luke and Erick fairly easy
really they should have lasted long but this was one of those forgettable
moments to be honest because it made no sense as to how Kane broke free from
The Wyatt Family. Personally they should have shown him break free in some
fashion. I did think it was pretty funny how Kane ended up Choke Slamming The
Miz after coming down to save him but Kane just wanted to beat up on The Wyatt
Family but they get away very easily from them so Kane was like I need to Choke
Slam someone to Hell tonight because it’s Hell in the Cell my birth place into
the WWE so it’s your turn Miz.
After Kane laid waste to The Miz they transition into a
wicked sweet WWE 2K14 commercial. I really want to buy this game and play it. I
love how they have all the epic matches from 30 years of WrestleMania now I can
finally play John Cena vs Hulk Hogan and so on.
Now the un-advertised mixed tag-team match of the night pitting
Fandango and Summer Rae vs The Great Khali & Natalya. Fandango gets on the
mic taking about dancing. Now we have tallest and missed used monster in all of
wrestling today in the ring The Great Khali with Natalya. I still don’t get why
Natalya ended up with The Great Khali in the first place. I do understand
Hornswoggle getting paired up with The Great Khali cause you got the tallest
and shortest guys in the WWE together. I do love The Great Khali’s music! Khali
and Fandango start the match off. Khali showing off his power a little bit and
Fandango crawls away to tag in Summer Rae for her PPV Debut that should have
been advertised because THAT IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE A BIG DEAL
ABOUT WWE!!! Back to the match now we get Summer Rae and Natalya going back and
forth. Michael Cole said Summer Rae and Natalya have been talking smack on
twitter all week! Well it doesn’t matter if they talk smack on twitter to a
person who doesn’t follow either one of them on twitter this kind of thing
should have made it onto TV they do have 3 shows adding up to 6 hours a week to
get in on and make viewers aware of it. Hahaha Natalya just played slap ass
with Summer Rae. I think Summer Rae and Natalya did a good job together in the
ring. They are fun to watch. Fandango just tagged himself into the match and
Natalya took him off his feet and went for the Sharpshooter but Fandango
wiggled his way out the ring. Mean while Hornswoggle creeps up on Fandango.
Hornswoggle starts laughing at Fandango. Fandango grabs Hornswoggle but Khali
with his 6 feet long arms nabs Fandango up back into the ring to save
Hornswoggle from a beating. Khali launches Fandango back into the ring but
Fandango jumps up and takes Khali down with a drop kick to one of his knees and
takes control. Fandango teases Natalya but Natalya swings at him and Khali gets
back up to his feet. Now Khali takes control with his gigantic hands. Fandango
runs away and tags Summer Rae back into the match. Summer Rae dances around
Khali and Natalya jumps Summer Rae with a nasty slap that takes her down.
Natalya has the upper hand now but Summer Rae trips Natalya into the second
rope and rolls up Natalya for the pin and wins the match from her Debut match
on WWE PPV. I do like that Summer Rae won the match but she should have done a
finishing move on Natalya to win the match because it just makes Natalya look
really bad. In my opinion NO match should end with a roll up pin.
It is time for the United States Championship match that
is replacing The Intercontinental Championship match due to Curtis Axel having
hip issues.
We have the Champ Dean Ambrose vs Big E Langston. Big E’s music is
bad ass. Both of these guys are awesome wrestlers. I see both of them getting a
run with one of the top Championships in the WWE in the future. Big E and Dean go
a little back and forth until Big E takes control. Dean landed wrong on his
knee after Big E launched him out of the ring and Dean gets the upper hand
outside the ring and takes control of the match for a bit. Big E makes a
comeback. Big E gets busted open under his eye after Big E clothed lined Dean
because Big E ran into Dean the wrong way. Fun match from these two guys with
some cool spots and Dean Ambrose takes a count out lose to retain the US Gold
and Big E jumps Dean as he walks away to hit Dean with his finisher move.
Big E
Langston wins his Debut singles match on PPV which should have been made a huge
deal.
CM Punk vs Ryback and Paul Heyman in a handicap match
inside the Hell in a Cell.
The Cell lowers from the ceiling. I love how they drop it
with the lights flashing on the cell. CM Punk comes out first. CM Punk is
inside the Cell awaiting for Ryback and Paul Heyman to make their way down.
Here comes Ryback by himself! Where is Paul Heyman at? They closed the door to
the Cell. Paul Heyman is coming out genie crane. The guy driving for Paul
Heyman sucks at it! What is this Paul Heyman is getting raised above the Cell
to watch the match instead of taking part in it so it is not a handicap match
after all. The people in the crowd that chant Goldberg at Ryback at lame! CM
Punk takes control of the match. Ryback ends up getting a turn to beat down CM
Punk for a bit. I love seeing guys getting tossed into the Cell and how they
get to use random ass weapons in the Cell. We got some pretty sweet spot in the
Cell match. After watching the match it make sense why Paul Heyman is on top of
the Cell. CM Punk and Ryback put on a wicked awesome match. I had a blast
watching it. CM Punk can have a classic match with anyone! Ryback is good but
nowhere near as great as CM Punk! CM Punk has the Kendo stick now and putting a
wicked nasty beating on Ryback’s back, lol. CM Punk hits the Macho elbow off
the top rope onto the heart of Ryback. CM Punk dishes out more Kendo stick
shots to Ryback and now CM Punk grabs a table but Ryback gets CM Punk from
behind. Ouch Ryback dropped CM Punk on the table crotch first because the table
is on its side. Only Ryback would do something like that. Ouch CM Punk low
blows Ryback and Ryback rolls onto the table like I this looks like the perfect
place to rest instead of the mat lol. CM Punk runs up to the top rope and delivers
another Macho elbow onto Ryback but this time it’s through a table and CM Punk
jumps up and grab the Kendo stick and hits Ryback over the head with it and
puts Ryback in the GTS aka the Go To Sleep Knees to Face. CM Punk covers Ryback
and wins the Hell in a Cell Handicap match. CM Punk lays on his back and points
up to Paul Heyman onto of the Cell and says where are you gonna go. CM Punk
puts the Kendo stick down the back of his trucks and climbs up the side of the
Cell to get face to face with Paul Heyman. CM Punk pulls out the Kendo stick
and grabs Paul Heyman and starts beating the holy ever living crap out of Paul
Heyman. CM Punk motions for the GTS. CM Punk hits the GTS on Paul Heyman high
on top of the Cell! That was an EPIC moment. The Crowd goes bananas for CM
Punk!
That wasn’t the best Hell in a Cell match but it sure as
hell was wicked fun. I hope the Randy Orton vs Daniel Bryan match is fun as
well.
Yes the lovely Renee Young is interviewing Daniel Bryan
back stage about his upcoming match inside the Cell vs Randy Orton for the
vacant WWE Championship later on in the show. D-Bry as always puts on a cool
promo.
It is now time for The Real Americans vs Los Matadores.
Los Matadores come out to Ole! Chants… I actually like the gimmick of the prize
bull fights. El Torito can fly around the ring like a squirrel I absolutely.
Now enters The Real Americans with Zeb Colter on the mic talking his normal
trash. Blah, blah, blah, Zeb. Stop talking and let’s start this match already!
My favorite wrestler out of all four men in this match is Antonio Cesaro.
Antonio Cesaro is a pure beast in the ring. He’s wicked fun to watch perform in
the ring! Now back to the match Antonio starts out for The Real Americans vs
Diego. They go back and forth in a high pace fashion. Jack Swagger just got
tagged in and is putting a hurting on Diego. The Real Americans keep the upper
hand and tag in and out. Diego finally starts a comeback but Cesaro cuts Diego
and puts him in the Cesaro swing for over 20 swings! My oh my that was super
awesome. Cesaro goes for the pin but Fernando made the save. This match isn’t
over yet. Diego finally makes the tag to Fernando right after Cesaro tagged in
Swagger. Everything breaks down and everyone is fighting now. Double team move
to finish of Jack Swagger and Los Matadores win. After the match Zeb Colter gets
in the ring on his knees. Los Matadores have Zeb in there sight but Cesaro try
to save him to no success. Antonio Cesaro ends up taking a hurricanrana from El
Torito tossing Cesaro out the ring. El Torito bumps Zeb out of the ring. Next
El Torito flies like a squirrel onto Jack Swagger outside of the ring pretty
sweet stuff from El Torito. Los Matadores and El Torito celebrate in the ring!
Yes a John Cena video hyping up his EPIC return from
surgery just 2 short months ago that felt like 6 months to me. The video
package about John Cena at Hell in a Cell was excellently done WWE.
Sweet it is time, it is time CeNation for the World
Heavyweight Championship match.
The Reigning after thought champ Alberto Del Rio
comes out to little if any crowd reaction. Wait for it… John Cena’s music hits
and the crowd went wild with mega cheers and light boos. This match has that big
fight feel with Lilian Garcia doing the ring introductions with both JC and ADR
in the ring. I think WWE should always do this with each World Heavyweight
Title match moving forward. John Cena had the upper hand for a brief moment and
ADR takes a control and John rolls outside to regroup. John Cena comes back in
the ring as the crowd chants “Let’s Go Cena” “Cena sucks” John reenters the
ring and gets ADR with a head lock and a should tackle but John Cena heads to
the corner to check on his arm and the ref keeps ADR off of John. Once John
comes out of the corner ADR takes the upper hand by attacking the padded arm of
John Cena that had surgery. John turns the tables on ADR and come back with a
flurry and a sweet bulldog to ADR. John picks up ADR but ADR reverse it by
grabbing the ropes. ADR kicks John and connects with a nasty drop kick to the
face of John. ADR keeps putting a beat on John arm that had surgery just two
months ago. John looks like he’s in a lot of pain right now. John Cena grabs
ADRs legs but no go as ADR pushes him off. ADR gets up and hits a German suplex
on John that looked nasty. John kicks out at 2. ADR goes back after the arm and
kicks John right in the back of the head it sounded raw. ADR keeps the upper
hand for a bit. John Cena makes another comeback that was cut short due to ADR
hitting Johns arm. ADR just keeps getting the upper hand on John Cena. At this
point it doesn’t look good for John to win the World Heavyweight Championship
tonight. They cut to the back and show
Damien Sandow with his brown Money in the Bank brief case that holds his shot
at the World Heavyweight Champ any time for a whole year. I wonder if Damien
will dare to cash in after the ADR vs John Cena match tonight??? ADR does the
You Can’t See Me hand wave mocking John Cena while he’s on the top rope and as
ADR jumps off the top rope John pops up and nails a Drop kick onto ADR. John
and ADR both get up at the same time and John ducks a clothes line from ADR and
lands a shoulder tackle on ADR. John nails a second shoulder tackle on ADR.
John picks up ADR and drops him in place for the U Can’t C Me move. John smiles
with his right arm high above him as the crowd comes unglued in cheers for John
Cena. John nails the U Can’t C Me on ADR. John goes for the AA on ADR but ADR
slide out of AA and connects with a backstabber on John. ADR goes for another
pin and John kicks out at 2. ADR gets the crowd chanting se se se as John gets
up ADR goes for the cross-arm breaker but John pushes ADR off into the corner.
John chases after ADR but runs shoulder first into the turnbuckle cause ADR
moved out of the way. ADR comes after John and John hits ADR with an elbow. John
grabs ADR and hits a wicked sweet spinning tornado DDT off the second rope onto
ADR dome piece. John goes for the cover and ADR kicks out at 2. John heads up
to the top rope as the crowd chants Let’s Go Cena very loud followed by a quite
Cena sucks. John climbs up the top rope and ADR runs up the ropes to nail a
wicked nasty kick to John Cenas head. John fall on his bad arm off the top
rope. ADR covers John Cena but John just kicks out right before the 3 count.
Again they show Damien in the back watching and acting like he wants to run out
and cash-in! ADR is waving for John to get up. ADR goes for the kick to the
head of John again but John ducks it. John goes for the STFU but ADR pushes him
off. John runs up on ADR for the AA as ADR pushes himself off John. ADR pushes
John into the tops as John comes back at ADR, ADR hits a crazy backbreaker on
John. ADR pins John for a very near 3 count on John. This match is getting very
intense. ADR gets up, places John on the top rope, pulls John down making him
hang upside down. ADR kicks John while he’s hanging upside. ADR heads to the other
side of the ring. ADR charges at John. John pulls himself up as ADR nails the
ring post shoulder first. John Cena turns around and leaps off the top rope
with a cross-body on ADR. John goes for the pin but ADR kicks out just in time.
John and ADR both get up. ADR nails Johns arm with backstabber. ADR goes for a
cross-arm break again but John rolls through it. John goes for the STFU on ADR.
How is ADR gonna get out of the STFU. ADR moves toward the rope. ADR gets a
finger tip on the ropes and the hold must be broke. ADR gets up and blast John
with a kick to the gut. ADR goes after John again with a vicious kick right to
Johns face. Ouch that had to hurt. ADR goes for another cover but John kicked
out again. ADR puts John in the cross-arm breaker. This doesn’t look good for
John. OH MY GOD John Cena is picking ADR up off the ground while ADR still has
him in the cross-arm breaker. John hit a wild power bomb on ADR to break the
hold. Both men are down. The ref starts counting as both men start to get up
off the mat. ADR goes after John Cena. John goes for the AA but ADR slide out.
ADR tries for the cross-arm breaker John pulls away from ADR. John slides in for
another try at the AA and this time its good. John Cena launches ADR into the
AA as the crowd goes totally insane. John drops on top of ADR for the 1, 2, 3…
WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! Congrats John “Super Man” Cena. The
whole crowd went crazy for John Cena dethroning Alberto Del Rio! The World
Heavyweight championship is once again relevant. John Cena pointed at JBL and
told him he was wrong! JBL admitted he was. That match had me freaking out. I
jumped up out of my shoes when John won.
A cool video was shown with Bray Wyatt hyping up Survivor
Series on Sunday November 24.
A second WWE panel as they gave their opinion on the
night AJs music played.
It is now time for the Divas Championship match.
The
beautiful Divas Champ AJ Lee came out with the very talented Tamina Snuka at
her side. I know AJ is a crazy chick but I still dig her. The Bella twins come
out. Brie Bella gets the shot at AJ tonight. Nikki is wearing a white shirt and
Brie has on her ring gear that is red so we won’t see any twin magic in this
match. The bell rings and they test each other out. AJ walks up to Brie an
smushed Brie’s face. Brie comes back and
tries to slap AJ but AJ cut her off. AJ punched Brie. Brie nails AJ with an
Elbow to the face and takes over. AJ and Brie take turns in control of the
match. I love watching the Divas wrestle even if they don’t have a real gimmick
going on but I think with Halloween just passing by that should give the
creative writer something to think about with gimmicks for the Divas. Yes AJ
just skipped around the ring while Brie was down. AJ keeps the upper hand most
of the match but Brie does have her comeback moments. Brie put AJ in a half
crab. Tamina jumps up on the apron and Nikki pulls her down. Nikki jumps Tamina
again. Now Nikki and Tamina are fighting outside the ring as AJ gets to the
rope. Brie runs after AJ and misses her. Brie nails Nikki by mistake. AJ puts
on the black widow on Brie. Brie taps out. AJ has the best finisher out of all the
Divas. AJ Lee retains the Divas Championship.
The Prime Time Players are shown in the back playing WWE
2K14. Out of nowhere Bob Backlund shows up talking all crazy but I was still
wicked cool seeing Bob Backlund on WWE TV again. That was an epic millions of
dollars moment.
They cut to Triple H talking with Shawn Michael in the
back. We can’t hear what Shawn Michaels and Triple H are talking about but
Triple H doesn’t look happy as Shawn walks away.
The Main event of the evening is for the vacant WWE Championship.
Daniel Bryan vs “The Viper” Randy Orton inside the Hell in a Cell structure
with special guest ref Shawn Michaels the Heart Break Kid HBK.
The Ref Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring with his
dope pyros and is dancing all over the place doing his signature moves. Out
comes Randy Orton strolling to the ring. I gotta say I love Randy Orton’s
entrance music. Now it is time for Daniel Bryan to come to the ring. A huge Yes
chant breaks out from the crowd. Wait a minute here comes The COO Triple H with
the WWE Championship in hand. Triple H enters the ring and shakes hands with
Randy Orton. Triple H walks over to Daniel Bryan and offers his hand for Daniel
to shake. Daniel Bryan shakes his head no to Triple H. Triple H gives Shawn
Michaels the WWE Championship belt. Now the CELL lowers for the second and
final Cell match of the night. The bell rings and we are ready to go as the
crowd chants YES. Back and forth Orton and D-Bry fight. The action is fast
paced from these to warrior inside the CELL. This match is a must see for any
fan of the CELL. The Viper nails D-Bry with the steel steps. The Viper sets up
the steel steps up against the CELL wall. Orton goes to sling D-Bry into the
steel steps but D-Bry reverse it sending The Viper into the steel steps. That’s
gotta hurt. Orton will be feeling that later on. Now D-Bry is using the CELL as
a weapon by slamming Orton’s head into the CELL. OUCH D-Bry drove Orton’s head
into the steel steps. Back in the ring now for some cool spots. Crazier spots
happening back outside the ring with D-bry flying into The Viper. The Viper
moves out of the way and D-Bry goes head first into the CELL. Back in the ring
again after a few moves by Orton. Out of nowhere D-Bry turns the tables on
Orton and nails a sick power bomb on Orton from the second rope. Yes chants
break out as D-bry goes on a flurry of offence on Orton. Anytime Orton gets
offence in the crowd chants NO. This match is awesome folks. If you like D-bry
or Orton you gotta see this match even if you don’t like the outcome of it.
D-Bry goes for a yes lock but Orton blocks it. The Viper slithers outside the
ring. D-Bry goes after Orton. D-Bry throws Orton into the CELL over and over
again. D-Bry leans Orton up against the CELL goes back about 10 to 15 feet.
D-Bry charges at Orton and nail a crazy sick drop kick onto Orton. The crowd
became un-glued for that move. D-Bry is looking for a weapon and finds a chair.
D-Bry connects a chair shot to the gut of Orton. Now D-Bry hits repeated shot
with the chair to Orton’s back. D-Bry has gone crazy he’s tossing every chair
he finds under the ring into the ring. Shawn asks D-Bry “what are you doing”?
D-Bry tells Shawn to “get out of my way”. D-Bry goes back to attacking Orton
with a chair. Now they re-enter the ring where Orton takes control of the
match. The Viper gets his turn to nail D-Bry with chair shots to the back.
D-bry kicks out of a 2 count. Orton goes for another chair shot and goes for another
pin. Only a 2 count this time. Orton piles up all the chairs in the middle of
the ring. I wonder what Orton’s going to do now? The Viper places D-Bry on the
top rope for a superplex. D-Bry fights back and Orton comes back for a second
try. Orton gets the superplex but only D-Brys legs hit the pile of chair but
still that has to hurt his legs. Orton gets a 2 count from Shawn Michaels count
as the ref. Orton gives Shawn crap about the count and HBK says he keeps
kicking out. Triple H storms down to the ring from the back. Triple H walks
around the CELL by the announcers table. Triple H start barking at HBK. HBK
jumps out of the ring to talk to Triple H. As they talk Orton beats up on
D-Bry. Orton went for a pin but Triple H had HBK distracted. Orton goes over to
Triple and HBK and they bicker back and forth. Orton and D-Bry go back and
forth for a moment. Orton nails the hanging DDT on D-Bry. Triple H starts climb
the cage says this is it Shawn. Orton goes into stalking mode for the RKO.
D-Bry gets up and shoves Orton right into HBK. HBK, Orton and D-Bry are all
down on the mat. Ref bump!!! Triple H keeps asking if Shawn is alright. HBK
gives no reply. Triple H tells the WWE medic to come with him. Triple H gets
the outside ref with the key to the CELL to open the CELL for him and the
medic. Triple H and the medic are waiting to get in the CELL as D-Bry explodes
into The Viper with the running knee to the head. The Crowd counts 1,2,3,4,5,6…
but HBK hasn’t got up yet. D-Bry goes over to HBK and yells at him to get up.
Triple H enter the ring and tosses D-Bry aside to check on his friend HBK.
D-Bry shakes his head and runs at Triple H as he turns around. D-bry nails
Triple H with the vicious running knee to the head. The crowd went ape sh!t for
that. I also went ape sh!t for it. HBK gets up as D-Bry leads the crowd in YES
chants about what he did to Triple H. D-Bry turns around as HBK is loaded for
the sweet chin music. HBK blasted into D-Bry with that sweet chin music. NOTE:
if you are a wrestler and can’t pull off a super kick like Shawn Michaels can
don’t do it you look stupid. Yes I’m talking about The Cowboy James Storm….
Back to the match the crowd can’t believe what just happened. Shawn checks on
Triple H as Randy Orton slither on top on the laid out D-Bry. HBK counts 1, 2,
3. We have a new WWE Champion The Viper Randy Orton. Shawn gets up and is
disappointed with what happened and leaves before Randy Orton even gets the
belt handed to him. Triple H and Randy celebrate on the ring as a few refs help
D-Bry to the back.
Over all I was very pleased with Hell in a Cell. Yes it could have been way better but it could have been sh!tty. I think over all WWE did a good job telling many stories and I look forward to Monday Night Raw tomorrow night. I Hope you enjoyed my review of Hell in a Cell. If You want to leave me a comment I will reply.
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