Saturday, November 9, 2013

WWE - Hell in a Cell October 27th 2013 FULL Review


The PPV opens up with a video stating “In 1997 a New Evil Was Born a Merciless Structure” Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels, Edge all said a little something spine tingling about the Hell in a Cell match. “Unlike Anything before It in This Place… Men Will Do Things… That Can’t Be Undone” “Tonight, In the Shadow of a Return Lives Will Be Altered and the Suffering Inflicted Will be Eternal Tonight Hell Awaits to end the hype.

Wicked sweet pyro’s to start Hell in a Cell

Tonight on commentary we have Michael Cole, JBL and Jerry “The King” Lawler.



 The opening match is the Triple Threat Tag Team Championship Match: 
The reigning champs The Rhodes Brothers (Cody Rhodes & Goldust aka Dustin Rhodes) vs The Shield (Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins) & The Uso’s (Jimmy & Jey)
At the Spanish announcers table we have Marcelo Rodriguez, Carlos Cabrera and Rey Mysterio. For those of you that don’t know why Rey is not wrestling is due to health issues. At the moment he is resting his body to see if he can return to the ring next year. Rey deserve all the rest he believes he needs. No if ands or buts about it Rey is a legend no matter what. Back to the match
Fun start to the match and the crowd chants for Goldust that was wicked cool. I really like how the WWE has been rebuilding the tag team division back up it’s been a long time coming. I think they did a great job with the opening match a picked the correct way to start the show off. If you haven’t seen this triple threat tag team match it’s worth viewing. The Rhodes Brothers winning the match was/is the right call because they are red hot and pure gold. I really liked the pace of the match and it had its share of wicked spots that made it worth the time to watch. Cody Rhodes suplexed Seth Rollins off the top rope on to Roman Reigns, Goldust and one of the Uso’s (not sure which one) outside the ring. It was insane. Cody is the man. “Let the bodies hit the floor” started playing in my head. If you haven’t heard “Let the bodies hit the floor” song YouTube it. Goldust with the assist to Cody to end the match was intense. That was an epic moment for Cody and Dustin Rhodes who have lived and bleed WWE. Vince made the right call on this match no doubt about it.

Now to find out what we are in store for next…

Now The Miz comes out to complain about The Wyatt Family. I felt that was a pretty good promo by The Miz to be honest. The Wyatt Families Music plays. Bray shows up on the screen. Bray Wyatt is a wicked true artist. I love The Wyatt Family. When the lights came back on Luke Harper and Erick Rowan attack The Miz putting the beat down to The Miz who should have known to bring back up but The Miz keeps turning his back on everybody who’s cool with him so pays back’s a _itch Miz. Oh My God it’s Kane. How did Kane get lose after they kidnapped him? We never find out just another case added to the Unsolved Mysteries of the WWE. Kane comes out and takes out Luke and Erick fairly easy really they should have lasted long but this was one of those forgettable moments to be honest because it made no sense as to how Kane broke free from The Wyatt Family. Personally they should have shown him break free in some fashion. I did think it was pretty funny how Kane ended up Choke Slamming The Miz after coming down to save him but Kane just wanted to beat up on The Wyatt Family but they get away very easily from them so Kane was like I need to Choke Slam someone to Hell tonight because it’s Hell in the Cell my birth place into the WWE so it’s your turn Miz.

After Kane laid waste to The Miz they transition into a wicked sweet WWE 2K14 commercial. I really want to buy this game and play it. I love how they have all the epic matches from 30 years of WrestleMania now I can finally play John Cena vs Hulk Hogan and so on.

Now the un-advertised mixed tag-team match of the night pitting Fandango and Summer Rae vs The Great Khali & Natalya. Fandango gets on the mic taking about dancing. Now we have tallest and missed used monster in all of wrestling today in the ring The Great Khali with Natalya. I still don’t get why Natalya ended up with The Great Khali in the first place. I do understand Hornswoggle getting paired up with The Great Khali cause you got the tallest and shortest guys in the WWE together. I do love The Great Khali’s music! Khali and Fandango start the match off. Khali showing off his power a little bit and Fandango crawls away to tag in Summer Rae for her PPV Debut that should have been advertised because THAT IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT WWE!!! Back to the match now we get Summer Rae and Natalya going back and forth. Michael Cole said Summer Rae and Natalya have been talking smack on twitter all week! Well it doesn’t matter if they talk smack on twitter to a person who doesn’t follow either one of them on twitter this kind of thing should have made it onto TV they do have 3 shows adding up to 6 hours a week to get in on and make viewers aware of it. Hahaha Natalya just played slap ass with Summer Rae. I think Summer Rae and Natalya did a good job together in the ring. They are fun to watch. Fandango just tagged himself into the match and Natalya took him off his feet and went for the Sharpshooter but Fandango wiggled his way out the ring. Mean while Hornswoggle creeps up on Fandango. Hornswoggle starts laughing at Fandango. Fandango grabs Hornswoggle but Khali with his 6 feet long arms nabs Fandango up back into the ring to save Hornswoggle from a beating. Khali launches Fandango back into the ring but Fandango jumps up and takes Khali down with a drop kick to one of his knees and takes control. Fandango teases Natalya but Natalya swings at him and Khali gets back up to his feet. Now Khali takes control with his gigantic hands. Fandango runs away and tags Summer Rae back into the match. Summer Rae dances around Khali and Natalya jumps Summer Rae with a nasty slap that takes her down. Natalya has the upper hand now but Summer Rae trips Natalya into the second rope and rolls up Natalya for the pin and wins the match from her Debut match on WWE PPV. I do like that Summer Rae won the match but she should have done a finishing move on Natalya to win the match because it just makes Natalya look really bad. In my opinion NO match should end with a roll up pin.

 Now a WWE panel that I’m just gonna skip.


It is time for the United States Championship match that is replacing The Intercontinental Championship match due to Curtis Axel having hip issues. 
We have the Champ Dean Ambrose vs Big E Langston. Big E’s music is bad ass. Both of these guys are awesome wrestlers. I see both of them getting a run with one of the top Championships in the WWE in the future. Big E and Dean go a little back and forth until Big E takes control. Dean landed wrong on his knee after Big E launched him out of the ring and Dean gets the upper hand outside the ring and takes control of the match for a bit. Big E makes a comeback. Big E gets busted open under his eye after Big E clothed lined Dean because Big E ran into Dean the wrong way. Fun match from these two guys with some cool spots and Dean Ambrose takes a count out lose to retain the US Gold and Big E jumps Dean as he walks away to hit Dean with his finisher move. 

Big E Langston wins his Debut singles match on PPV which should have been made a huge deal.


 Yes it is time for the first Hell in a Cell match
CM Punk vs Ryback and Paul Heyman in a handicap match inside the Hell in a Cell.

The Cell lowers from the ceiling. I love how they drop it with the lights flashing on the cell. CM Punk comes out first. CM Punk is inside the Cell awaiting for Ryback and Paul Heyman to make their way down. Here comes Ryback by himself! Where is Paul Heyman at? They closed the door to the Cell. Paul Heyman is coming out genie crane. The guy driving for Paul Heyman sucks at it! What is this Paul Heyman is getting raised above the Cell to watch the match instead of taking part in it so it is not a handicap match after all. The people in the crowd that chant Goldberg at Ryback at lame! CM Punk takes control of the match. Ryback ends up getting a turn to beat down CM Punk for a bit. I love seeing guys getting tossed into the Cell and how they get to use random ass weapons in the Cell. We got some pretty sweet spot in the Cell match. After watching the match it make sense why Paul Heyman is on top of the Cell. CM Punk and Ryback put on a wicked awesome match. I had a blast watching it. CM Punk can have a classic match with anyone! Ryback is good but nowhere near as great as CM Punk! CM Punk has the Kendo stick now and putting a wicked nasty beating on Ryback’s back, lol. CM Punk hits the Macho elbow off the top rope onto the heart of Ryback. CM Punk dishes out more Kendo stick shots to Ryback and now CM Punk grabs a table but Ryback gets CM Punk from behind. Ouch Ryback dropped CM Punk on the table crotch first because the table is on its side. Only Ryback would do something like that. Ouch CM Punk low blows Ryback and Ryback rolls onto the table like I this looks like the perfect place to rest instead of the mat lol. CM Punk runs up to the top rope and delivers another Macho elbow onto Ryback but this time it’s through a table and CM Punk jumps up and grab the Kendo stick and hits Ryback over the head with it and puts Ryback in the GTS aka the Go To Sleep Knees to Face. CM Punk covers Ryback and wins the Hell in a Cell Handicap match. CM Punk lays on his back and points up to Paul Heyman onto of the Cell and says where are you gonna go. CM Punk puts the Kendo stick down the back of his trucks and climbs up the side of the Cell to get face to face with Paul Heyman. CM Punk pulls out the Kendo stick and grabs Paul Heyman and starts beating the holy ever living crap out of Paul Heyman. CM Punk motions for the GTS. CM Punk hits the GTS on Paul Heyman high on top of the Cell! That was an EPIC moment. The Crowd goes bananas for CM Punk!
That wasn’t the best Hell in a Cell match but it sure as hell was wicked fun. I hope the Randy Orton vs Daniel Bryan match is fun as well.



 Time for the WWE Susan G Komen Breast awareness add
Yes the lovely Renee Young is interviewing Daniel Bryan back stage about his upcoming match inside the Cell vs Randy Orton for the vacant WWE Championship later on in the show. D-Bry as always puts on a cool promo.


It is now time for The Real Americans vs Los Matadores. Los Matadores come out to Ole! Chants… I actually like the gimmick of the prize bull fights. El Torito can fly around the ring like a squirrel I absolutely. Now enters The Real Americans with Zeb Colter on the mic talking his normal trash. Blah, blah, blah, Zeb. Stop talking and let’s start this match already! My favorite wrestler out of all four men in this match is Antonio Cesaro. Antonio Cesaro is a pure beast in the ring. He’s wicked fun to watch perform in the ring! Now back to the match Antonio starts out for The Real Americans vs Diego. They go back and forth in a high pace fashion. Jack Swagger just got tagged in and is putting a hurting on Diego. The Real Americans keep the upper hand and tag in and out. Diego finally starts a comeback but Cesaro cuts Diego and puts him in the Cesaro swing for over 20 swings! My oh my that was super awesome. Cesaro goes for the pin but Fernando made the save. This match isn’t over yet. Diego finally makes the tag to Fernando right after Cesaro tagged in Swagger. Everything breaks down and everyone is fighting now. Double team move to finish of Jack Swagger and Los Matadores win. After the match Zeb Colter gets in the ring on his knees. Los Matadores have Zeb in there sight but Cesaro try to save him to no success. Antonio Cesaro ends up taking a hurricanrana from El Torito tossing Cesaro out the ring. El Torito bumps Zeb out of the ring. Next El Torito flies like a squirrel onto Jack Swagger outside of the ring pretty sweet stuff from El Torito. Los Matadores and El Torito celebrate in the ring!


Yes a John Cena video hyping up his EPIC return from surgery just 2 short months ago that felt like 6 months to me. The video package about John Cena at Hell in a Cell was excellently done WWE.

Sweet it is time, it is time CeNation for the World Heavyweight Championship match. 
The Reigning after thought champ Alberto Del Rio comes out to little if any crowd reaction. Wait for it… John Cena’s music hits and the crowd went wild with mega cheers and light boos. This match has that big fight feel with Lilian Garcia doing the ring introductions with both JC and ADR in the ring. I think WWE should always do this with each World Heavyweight Title match moving forward. John Cena had the upper hand for a brief moment and ADR takes a control and John rolls outside to regroup. John Cena comes back in the ring as the crowd chants “Let’s Go Cena” “Cena sucks” John reenters the ring and gets ADR with a head lock and a should tackle but John Cena heads to the corner to check on his arm and the ref keeps ADR off of John. Once John comes out of the corner ADR takes the upper hand by attacking the padded arm of John Cena that had surgery. John turns the tables on ADR and come back with a flurry and a sweet bulldog to ADR. John picks up ADR but ADR reverse it by grabbing the ropes. ADR kicks John and connects with a nasty drop kick to the face of John. ADR keeps putting a beat on John arm that had surgery just two months ago. John looks like he’s in a lot of pain right now. John Cena grabs ADRs legs but no go as ADR pushes him off. ADR gets up and hits a German suplex on John that looked nasty. John kicks out at 2. ADR goes back after the arm and kicks John right in the back of the head it sounded raw. ADR keeps the upper hand for a bit. John Cena makes another comeback that was cut short due to ADR hitting Johns arm. ADR just keeps getting the upper hand on John Cena. At this point it doesn’t look good for John to win the World Heavyweight Championship tonight.  They cut to the back and show Damien Sandow with his brown Money in the Bank brief case that holds his shot at the World Heavyweight Champ any time for a whole year. I wonder if Damien will dare to cash in after the ADR vs John Cena match tonight??? ADR does the You Can’t See Me hand wave mocking John Cena while he’s on the top rope and as ADR jumps off the top rope John pops up and nails a Drop kick onto ADR. John and ADR both get up at the same time and John ducks a clothes line from ADR and lands a shoulder tackle on ADR. John nails a second shoulder tackle on ADR. John picks up ADR and drops him in place for the U Can’t C Me move. John smiles with his right arm high above him as the crowd comes unglued in cheers for John Cena. John nails the U Can’t C Me on ADR. John goes for the AA on ADR but ADR slide out of AA and connects with a backstabber on John. ADR goes for another pin and John kicks out at 2. ADR gets the crowd chanting se se se as John gets up ADR goes for the cross-arm breaker but John pushes ADR off into the corner. John chases after ADR but runs shoulder first into the turnbuckle cause ADR moved out of the way. ADR comes after John and John hits ADR with an elbow. John grabs ADR and hits a wicked sweet spinning tornado DDT off the second rope onto ADR dome piece. John goes for the cover and ADR kicks out at 2. John heads up to the top rope as the crowd chants Let’s Go Cena very loud followed by a quite Cena sucks. John climbs up the top rope and ADR runs up the ropes to nail a wicked nasty kick to John Cenas head. John fall on his bad arm off the top rope. ADR covers John Cena but John just kicks out right before the 3 count. Again they show Damien in the back watching and acting like he wants to run out and cash-in! ADR is waving for John to get up. ADR goes for the kick to the head of John again but John ducks it. John goes for the STFU but ADR pushes him off. John runs up on ADR for the AA as ADR pushes himself off John. ADR pushes John into the tops as John comes back at ADR, ADR hits a crazy backbreaker on John. ADR pins John for a very near 3 count on John. This match is getting very intense. ADR gets up, places John on the top rope, pulls John down making him hang upside down. ADR kicks John while he’s hanging upside. ADR heads to the other side of the ring. ADR charges at John. John pulls himself up as ADR nails the ring post shoulder first. John Cena turns around and leaps off the top rope with a cross-body on ADR. John goes for the pin but ADR kicks out just in time. John and ADR both get up. ADR nails Johns arm with backstabber. ADR goes for a cross-arm break again but John rolls through it. John goes for the STFU on ADR. How is ADR gonna get out of the STFU. ADR moves toward the rope. ADR gets a finger tip on the ropes and the hold must be broke. ADR gets up and blast John with a kick to the gut. ADR goes after John again with a vicious kick right to Johns face. Ouch that had to hurt. ADR goes for another cover but John kicked out again. ADR puts John in the cross-arm breaker. This doesn’t look good for John. OH MY GOD John Cena is picking ADR up off the ground while ADR still has him in the cross-arm breaker. John hit a wild power bomb on ADR to break the hold. Both men are down. The ref starts counting as both men start to get up off the mat. ADR goes after John Cena. John goes for the AA but ADR slide out. ADR tries for the cross-arm breaker John pulls away from ADR. John slides in for another try at the AA and this time its good. John Cena launches ADR into the AA as the crowd goes totally insane. John drops on top of ADR for the 1, 2, 3… WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! Congrats John “Super Man” Cena. The whole crowd went crazy for John Cena dethroning Alberto Del Rio! The World Heavyweight championship is once again relevant. John Cena pointed at JBL and told him he was wrong! JBL admitted he was. That match had me freaking out. I jumped up out of my shoes when John won.



A cool video was shown with Bray Wyatt hyping up Survivor Series on Sunday November 24.
A second WWE panel as they gave their opinion on the night AJs music played.


It is now time for the Divas Championship match. 
The beautiful Divas Champ AJ Lee came out with the very talented Tamina Snuka at her side. I know AJ is a crazy chick but I still dig her. The Bella twins come out. Brie Bella gets the shot at AJ tonight. Nikki is wearing a white shirt and Brie has on her ring gear that is red so we won’t see any twin magic in this match. The bell rings and they test each other out. AJ walks up to Brie an smushed  Brie’s face. Brie comes back and tries to slap AJ but AJ cut her off. AJ punched Brie. Brie nails AJ with an Elbow to the face and takes over. AJ and Brie take turns in control of the match. I love watching the Divas wrestle even if they don’t have a real gimmick going on but I think with Halloween just passing by that should give the creative writer something to think about with gimmicks for the Divas. Yes AJ just skipped around the ring while Brie was down. AJ keeps the upper hand most of the match but Brie does have her comeback moments. Brie put AJ in a half crab. Tamina jumps up on the apron and Nikki pulls her down. Nikki jumps Tamina again. Now Nikki and Tamina are fighting outside the ring as AJ gets to the rope. Brie runs after AJ and misses her. Brie nails Nikki by mistake. AJ puts on the black widow on Brie. Brie taps out. AJ has the best finisher out of all the Divas. AJ Lee retains the Divas Championship.

The Prime Time Players are shown in the back playing WWE 2K14. Out of nowhere Bob Backlund shows up talking all crazy but I was still wicked cool seeing Bob Backlund on WWE TV again. That was an epic millions of dollars moment.


They cut to Triple H talking with Shawn Michael in the back. We can’t hear what Shawn Michaels and Triple H are talking about but Triple H doesn’t look happy as Shawn walks away.

The Main event of the evening is for the vacant WWE Championship. Daniel Bryan vs “The Viper” Randy Orton inside the Hell in a Cell structure with special guest ref Shawn Michaels the Heart Break Kid HBK.

The Ref Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring with his dope pyros and is dancing all over the place doing his signature moves. Out comes Randy Orton strolling to the ring. I gotta say I love Randy Orton’s entrance music. Now it is time for Daniel Bryan to come to the ring. A huge Yes chant breaks out from the crowd. Wait a minute here comes The COO Triple H with the WWE Championship in hand. Triple H enters the ring and shakes hands with Randy Orton. Triple H walks over to Daniel Bryan and offers his hand for Daniel to shake. Daniel Bryan shakes his head no to Triple H. Triple H gives Shawn Michaels the WWE Championship belt. Now the CELL lowers for the second and final Cell match of the night. The bell rings and we are ready to go as the crowd chants YES. Back and forth Orton and D-Bry fight. The action is fast paced from these to warrior inside the CELL. This match is a must see for any fan of the CELL. The Viper nails D-Bry with the steel steps. The Viper sets up the steel steps up against the CELL wall. Orton goes to sling D-Bry into the steel steps but D-Bry reverse it sending The Viper into the steel steps. That’s gotta hurt. Orton will be feeling that later on. Now D-Bry is using the CELL as a weapon by slamming Orton’s head into the CELL. OUCH D-Bry drove Orton’s head into the steel steps. Back in the ring now for some cool spots. Crazier spots happening back outside the ring with D-bry flying into The Viper. The Viper moves out of the way and D-Bry goes head first into the CELL. Back in the ring again after a few moves by Orton. Out of nowhere D-Bry turns the tables on Orton and nails a sick power bomb on Orton from the second rope. Yes chants break out as D-bry goes on a flurry of offence on Orton. Anytime Orton gets offence in the crowd chants NO. This match is awesome folks. If you like D-bry or Orton you gotta see this match even if you don’t like the outcome of it. D-Bry goes for a yes lock but Orton blocks it. The Viper slithers outside the ring. D-Bry goes after Orton. D-Bry throws Orton into the CELL over and over again. D-Bry leans Orton up against the CELL goes back about 10 to 15 feet. D-Bry charges at Orton and nail a crazy sick drop kick onto Orton. The crowd became un-glued for that move. D-Bry is looking for a weapon and finds a chair. D-Bry connects a chair shot to the gut of Orton. Now D-Bry hits repeated shot with the chair to Orton’s back. D-Bry has gone crazy he’s tossing every chair he finds under the ring into the ring. Shawn asks D-Bry “what are you doing”? D-Bry tells Shawn to “get out of my way”. D-Bry goes back to attacking Orton with a chair. Now they re-enter the ring where Orton takes control of the match. The Viper gets his turn to nail D-Bry with chair shots to the back. D-bry kicks out of a 2 count. Orton goes for another chair shot and goes for another pin. Only a 2 count this time. Orton piles up all the chairs in the middle of the ring. I wonder what Orton’s going to do now? The Viper places D-Bry on the top rope for a superplex. D-Bry fights back and Orton comes back for a second try. Orton gets the superplex but only D-Brys legs hit the pile of chair but still that has to hurt his legs. Orton gets a 2 count from Shawn Michaels count as the ref. Orton gives Shawn crap about the count and HBK says he keeps kicking out. Triple H storms down to the ring from the back. Triple H walks around the CELL by the announcers table. Triple H start barking at HBK. HBK jumps out of the ring to talk to Triple H. As they talk Orton beats up on D-Bry. Orton went for a pin but Triple H had HBK distracted. Orton goes over to Triple and HBK and they bicker back and forth. Orton and D-Bry go back and forth for a moment. Orton nails the hanging DDT on D-Bry. Triple H starts climb the cage says this is it Shawn. Orton goes into stalking mode for the RKO. D-Bry gets up and shoves Orton right into HBK. HBK, Orton and D-Bry are all down on the mat. Ref bump!!! Triple H keeps asking if Shawn is alright. HBK gives no reply. Triple H tells the WWE medic to come with him. Triple H gets the outside ref with the key to the CELL to open the CELL for him and the medic. Triple H and the medic are waiting to get in the CELL as D-Bry explodes into The Viper with the running knee to the head. The Crowd counts 1,2,3,4,5,6… but HBK hasn’t got up yet. D-Bry goes over to HBK and yells at him to get up. Triple H enter the ring and tosses D-Bry aside to check on his friend HBK. D-Bry shakes his head and runs at Triple H as he turns around. D-bry nails Triple H with the vicious running knee to the head. The crowd went ape sh!t for that. I also went ape sh!t for it. HBK gets up as D-Bry leads the crowd in YES chants about what he did to Triple H. D-Bry turns around as HBK is loaded for the sweet chin music. HBK blasted into D-Bry with that sweet chin music. NOTE: if you are a wrestler and can’t pull off a super kick like Shawn Michaels can don’t do it you look stupid. Yes I’m talking about The Cowboy James Storm…. Back to the match the crowd can’t believe what just happened. Shawn checks on Triple H as Randy Orton slither on top on the laid out D-Bry. HBK counts 1, 2, 3. We have a new WWE Champion The Viper Randy Orton. Shawn gets up and is disappointed with what happened and leaves before Randy Orton even gets the belt handed to him. Triple H and Randy celebrate on the ring as a few refs help D-Bry to the back.

Over all I was very pleased with Hell in a Cell. Yes it could have been way better but it could have been sh!tty. I think over all WWE did a good job telling many stories and I look forward to Monday Night Raw tomorrow night. I Hope you enjoyed my review of Hell in a Cell. If You want to leave me a comment I will reply.

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