Friday, November 15, 2013

John Cena Returns to SmackDown Review 11/1/13


John "Super Man" Cena music plays and out comes John Cena to a huge pop from the crowd. John cena says "It's SmackDown don't get it twisted where here" John takes a moment to look at the crowd with a big smile. John backs up a bit, hops up and down. John says "Friday nights are gonna get real good lets go to work Stu" from what it sounded like. John Cena Salutes and runs to the ring. 

Recap from Damien Sandow cash-in on John Cena and failing. John Cena has a mic in hand. John cuts a serious promo about winning the World Heavyweight Championship. The crowds loving John Cena durning this promo. John Cena said "The World Heavyweight Champ is HERE" "If you want some come get some" The Real Americans music's plays. The whole crew of The Real Americans comes out. 

Zeb Colter thanks John Cena for beating Del Rio. I think 90% of the WWE Universe thanks John Cena for beating Del Rio is not more cause ADR's title reign was forgettable. I almost forgot WWE even had a World Heavyweight Championship cause of Alberto Del Rio. Zeb Colter, Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro enter the ring as Zeb talks trash about the crowd. John Cena doesn't like how he was disrespecting the crowd. Zeb starts buttering up John Cena with compliments up the wazoo. Zeb invites John Cena to join The Real Americans!!! WOW I didn't think they'd ask John to join. This would be insane if John Cena joins The Real Americans!!! I don't see it happen though. The crowd boo's Zeb. John looks around like what is going on. Zeb puts his hand out for John Cena to shake. John looks around to the crowd like should I or not. John Cena gets in Zeb's face and does the "you can't see me" hand gesture. 

John Says "We the people" "I see 3 dumb people" "Swagger what happened to you man?" "Looking like biff from back to the future" John Cena is busting out jokes left and right now on Jack Swagger. Now John Cena turns his attention to Antonio Cesaro. John Says "He hears Antonio is impressive with his swing and goes in for jokes about Antonio's nipples. Once John is done cracking jokes on Antonio Cesaro he turns his attention to Zeb. John tells a joke busting Zebs chops. John Cena gets serious again. John tells The Real Americans his problem with them and the crowds problem with them is the are full of B.S. 
The crowd WOO it and cheers for John Cena. The Real Americans don't look to happy. John goes on and is about to say bull shit but instead says Bad Stuff, lol. close enough John. John keeps talking in ruthless aggression tone towards The Real Americans. John ends up telling them to get outta the ring or they are gonna fight. As The Real Americans are about to leave The real 1st loser of a money in the bank contract holder Damien Sandow comes out. 

Damien got pinned in his cash-in by John Cena. When John Cena failed on his cash-in he won the match by DQ due to outside interference by the Big Show. Two totally different ways folks. Damien Sandow is the real 1st loser to cash-in not John Cena. 

Damien Sandow gets in the ring with The Real Americans and John Cena. Damien calls John Cena a hypocrite. Damien Sandow goes off on John Cena. Sandow cuts a really good heel promo on John. Damien calls John Cena a false champ which draws some boo's. Damien keeps ranting for a moment. Damien says some fighting words and John gets ready to fight as Damien says your welcome. 


The Real Americans start to creep up on John Cena as Damien backs up. The surrond John Cena as Cody Rhodes and Goldust run down to the ring to have John's back to even things up. The Real Americans and Damien slide out. 

No punches thrown between these six men. Vicki comes out and says they will fight in a 6 man tag team match in the main event of the night. 


The Main Event for the night is now set up pitting The World Heavyweight Champ John Cena and The Tag Team Champs The Rhodes Brothers Cody Rhodes and Goldust vs Damien Sandow and The Real Americans Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro in a 6 man tag team match.

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