Friday, November 22, 2013

The Real Americans VS John Cena in a 2 on 1 Handicap match RAW Report 11/11/13


John "Super Man" Cena's music plays and John comes walking out with The World Heavyweight Championship. Sounds like more boo's than cheers! John says "Here we are" "they loves me in the UK" John hops up and down gives the salute to the camera and runs down to the ring. John does his signature slide into the ring. John Cena holds up The World Heavyweight Championship belt with his right hand held high above him.
John Cena looks around at the crowd and point to them. John Cena runs around the ring to warm up. The Real Americans come out and Zeb Colter has a mic in hand. Zeb tells them to cut the music. Zeb says "Hello" in a british accent. The crowd boo's Zeb. Zeb talks trash to the crowd about The United Kingdom. The Crowd boo's him some more. Zeb mention Mr Bean and the crowd cheers the mention of Mr Bean. Zeb keeps talking trash. Zeb says "We The People" and some people in the crowd say it with Zeb. As the bell rings the crowd starts up a loud "Let's Go Cena" "Cena Sucks" chant going. Jack Swagger starts out the mat with John Cena. John Cena and Jack Swagger lock up and Jack goes after John's arm but John breaks free. Jack tags in Antonio Cesaro after John does a move to him. Antonio comes into the mat. 
I personally think John Cena and Antonio Cesaro could have a epic feud for the World Heavyweight Championship once John beats Alberto Del Rio. As soon as John Cena locks up with Antonio Cesaro guess who's music plays? Alberto Del Rio's music plays and out come ADR. I wish Del Rio didn't come out durning this match. I think this match would be better off with out Del Rio coming out durning it. John has Antonio in the corner as ADR makes his way down to the ring and John had a look on his face that I also had like why is he coming out. John whipped Antonio into the other corner. John ran after Antonio but Antonio hit John with a elbow. Antonio took over the match due to John being distracted by ADR. Antonio dumps John to the outside of the ring. As Antonio tries to go outside after John the Ref holds him back and Jack Swagger gets a cheap shot on John Cena. Jack Swagger hops back up on the apron before the Ref sees what he did. Del Rio is still walking to the ring as we go to break. 

We come back from break as Antonio Cesaro works over John Cena. Antonio tags out and Jack Swagger come in. I want to mute this match because Del Rio is on commentary now. WHY? Why do we have to listen to him? If I didn't like to watch John Cena and The Real Americans wrestle I'd skip this whole match. Anyways enough with the rant about ADR. Jack has John in a headlock on the mat. The crowd chants "You sold out" at Antonio Cesaro. John Cena fights back and hits a "side suplex" on Jack. Jack tags in Antonio. Antonio runs at John and misses a clothesline on John. John Cena hits a viscous "Neck Breaker" on Antonio.
John crawls over to Antonio for a cover. 1, 2, kick out by Antonio Cesaro. John Cena is gonna have to do more than hit Antonio with a "Neck Breaker" to beat him. Antonio is wicked tough. Antonio tags out and in comes a fresh Jack. Jack runs over to the corner and lands a "Swagger Bomb" on John Cena.


Jack run back to the corner for a second "Swagger Bomb" and connects with it! WOW I thought John would get his knees up on that one.
Jack Swagger goes up for a 3rd "Swagger Bomb" but John Cena rolls out of the way and Jack lands on his face. Jack ends up getting the tag to Antonio as John gets to his feet. Antonio runs at John an misses a clothesline on John. John ducks the clothesline runs into the ropes and nails Antonio with a "Shoulder Tackle" Jack Swagger runs in and misses a clothesline on John and John Cena hits Swagger with a "Shoulder Tackle" John runs into the ropes and gets hit by a THUNDEROUS "European Uppercut" by Antonio Cesaro. Antonio grabs John by his legs to set up the "Cesaro Swing" but John reverse it by grabbing Antonio foot. John goes for the "STFU" on Antonio but Antonio fights back and pushes John off. Antonio tags Jack in. Antonio gets up and runs at John and John gets him in a "Back Body Drop" John signals for the "5 Knuckle Shuffle" but Jack sneaks up and John. Jack Swagger grabs John foot and applies the "Patriot Lock" on John. John kicks Jack off of him. Antonio tags himself in. John runs at Jack and Jack hits John with a "elbow" Antonio climbs up to the top rope as John staggers away from the corner. Antonio leaps off the top rope. 
Antonio connects with a "Cross-Body" on John but Antonio's momentum causes him and John to roll over threw. John Cena stands up with Antonio Cesaro in his arms. 
John Cena tosses Antonio on his shoulder for the "AA" as John goes for the "AA" Jack runs in the ring and takes John out by the Knee. 
John Cena falls face first with Antonio on his shoulders. 
Ouch that looked like it had to hurt. Antonio goes for the but John kicks out at 2 to keep this match alive. Antonio looks pissed off. Antonio picks up John. Antonio cracks his neck before going for the "Neutralizer". Antonio goes for the "Neutralizer" but John reverse it. Antonio tags in Jack. Jack runs at John and John hits Jack with a "Back Body Drop" to set Swagger up for the "5 Knuckle Shuffle" John goes for the "Five Knuckle Shuffle" 
John hits the "5 Knuckle Shuffle" on Jack Swagger. 
John waits for Jack to get to his feet. As Jack gets to his John goes for the "AA" but Jack slides through and rolls John up. Jack rolls through into a "Patriot Lock" Jack Swagger has the "Patriot Lock" on John Cena. I don't know how John is gonna get out of the "Patriot Lock" It looks like John is gonna have to tap out! Jack has John in the middle of the ring. This doesn't look good for the leader of the Cenation. OMG John Cena just did a crazy roll and causing Jack to let go of the "Patriot Lock". Jack went into the ropes and John Cena gets Jack in the "Attitude Adjust" 

 John Cena slides over to  Jack Swagger and goes for the cover. 1, 2, and outta NOWHERE Antonio breaks up the count. This match ain't over yet folks. Antonio Cesaro rolls out of the ring. Jack tags in Antonio. Antonio runs after John and John Cena ends up hitting Antonio with a "POWERBOMB" 
That was wicked freaking AWESOME. John goes in for the cover off of the "Power Bomb" 1, 2, and somehow Antonio Cesaro kicks out. What a match these 3 guys are putting on! If you haven't seen it yet you gotta see it. John and Antonio trade punches until Antonio hits the "Amazing European Uppercut" on John Cena. WOW that looked like it had to seriously hurt. I know I never wanna get hit with one of those! 
Antonio goes for the cover and somehow John Cena kicks out. I don't know how John does it! This match is crazy. Antonio is stalking John as John gets up Cesaro hits John with a flying "european uppercut" in the corner. Antonio puts John on the top rope and John fights back sending Antonio to the mat. Antonio makes the tag to Jack. Jack runs at John on the top rope but John Cena pushes Jack Swagger down to the mat. John fly's threw the air like "Super Man" at Jack and hits a "Cross-Body" on Swagger. John gets right up and clotheslines Antonio Cesaro over the top rope. John Cena trips Swagger. John Cena puts Jack Swagger in the "STFU"
Jack Swagger has no choice but to tap out to the "STFU" 
Somehow John Cena over came the odds and won this 2 on 1 Handicap match VS The Real Americans. Before John Cena could get his hand raised in victory Antonio Cesaro attacks him. Antonio hits John with repeated "Head-bunts" Antonio stand John Cena up and yells something at him and as Antonio swings at John, John blocks him and hits him with repeated right hand and clothesline Antonio Cesaro over the top rope. 

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